LOL! I was reading this feeling quite afraid with a bush post drafted up in readiness.
I still haven't tried on my M&S ones to check this out... I may do it at bedtime tonight and report. It will serve a dual purpose of (if I leave them on) keeping the Mr's wandering hands away.
2 czars later and I can totally relate to your plight. I have ended up using a marks and spencer control vests that hold you in at the waist, stops the 'overhang' and the 'folding over' when you sit down and gives me a nice smoothness all the way down my stomach. They dont go with every outfit as they are vests but I wear mines most days and find them excellent.
I was laughing so hard at this blog I had to read the whole thing out to my fella. He was so curious about what was making me wheeze like an asthmatic. Oh, I am one, that explains it all.
THANK YOU for commenting on the inevitable flange-frying that goes on with support underwear. The only way I've managed to stave off the feeling of having peed myself slightly then having to walk around like it is to take a large container of talc around with me and fling copious amounts towards where the sun doth not shine.
This leads to great wafts of white powder emanating from my downstairs places when I move about, almost like I'm a human fog machine.
I know this is an oldie but am lmao reading it! It brings back memories of my first night out after my son was born, when I had to retire to the ladies to remove said restriction! I too felt like I was going to faint!
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LOL! I was reading this feeling quite afraid with a bush post drafted up in readiness.
I still haven't tried on my M&S ones to check this out... I may do it at bedtime tonight and report. It will serve a dual purpose of (if I leave them on) keeping the Mr's wandering hands away.
2 czars later and I can totally relate to your plight. I have ended up using a marks and spencer control vests that hold you in at the waist, stops the 'overhang' and the 'folding over' when you sit down and gives me a nice smoothness all the way down my stomach. They dont go with every outfit as they are vests but I wear mines most days and find them excellent.
Very useful and very funny! I totally needed a laugh today, thanks!
I was laughing so hard at this blog I had to read the whole thing out to my fella. He was so curious about what was making me wheeze like an asthmatic. Oh, I am one, that explains it all.
THANK YOU for commenting on the inevitable flange-frying that goes on with support underwear. The only way I've managed to stave off the feeling of having peed myself slightly then having to walk around like it is to take a large container of talc around with me and fling copious amounts towards where the sun doth not shine.
This leads to great wafts of white powder emanating from my downstairs places when I move about, almost like I'm a human fog machine.
Men have no idea what torture we go through!
Wow, a whole other world. You have definitely put me off. I came over from In the Powder Room and very glad I did!
I know this is an oldie but am lmao reading it! It brings back memories of my first night out after my son was born, when I had to retire to the ladies to remove said restriction! I too felt like I was going to faint!
Nic x
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